"Fuck me, but don't mind your neighbor, she'll never be woken up."

My sister was so angry, but it was all from not getting laid. I'll make it up to you

If you forgot to make tea for your husband, take off your pants and get your ass kicked

Are you learning anatomy? Touch your dick, and to remember, let's fuck

I wanted to congratulate her on her 18th birthday and she took her into the bathroom and fucked her

Turns out the stepson is all grown up and knows how to fuck great!

She believed her brother's sperm would protect her from the second wave of the pandemic